Vampires live! Stylish madam bails out soccer team. NYT reviews self-pubbed book, calls it "terrific."

Today, as always, Not The Same Old Shit:

Stock up on garlic. Polish your cross. Sharpen your stake. Vampires live.

In the land of bailouts stylish madam rescues soccer team, gets dissed. Larissa.

NYT reviews self-pubbed book—and admits it! Sez it's "terrific." Book is The Revolution Was Televised by Alan Sepinwall.